So I'll do the entertainment bit myself. First - the introductions: I'm Milan Sekanina.
My friends call me Milan. I don't know what my enemies call me as they tremble and
scatter when I approach so I never get to meet them. But I guess they call me Milan
behind my back, cheeky bastards! I don't know your name, though. A mystery stranger, eh? Well, no matter,
if you don't want to tell, then don't, I am not one to pry. I'll call you... Hugo!